December 8, 2007
I GOT THE WRONG ORDER IN THE MAIL AFTER SPENDING ALL OF MY MONEY ON CHRISTMAS FOR MY SON AND GETTING EXTENSIONS ON MY ELECTRICITY, AND COX BILL WHICH IS CABLE, INTERNET, AND THE PHONE BILL ALL IN ONE. THEY DON'T LET YOU EVEN MAKE A PARTIAL PAYMENT SO I AM GOING TO BE DOUBLE BILLED NEXT MONTH AND I WON'T HAVE A CENT LEFTOVER AFTER MY BILLS. I GOT MY SON JUST ENOUGH PRESENTS TO LOOK BIG UNDER OUR FAKE FICA TREES WE DECORATED AND PUT LIGHTS ON BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD A CHRISTMAS TREE. HIS DAD IS NOT COMING FOR CHRISTMAS LIKE HE SAID HE WAS WHICH ISN'T A SURPRISE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T COME FOR THANKSGIVING EITHER. SO I HAVE TO MAKE THIS THE BEST CHRISTMAS I CAN SINCE THIS IS HIS FIRST HOLIDAY SEASON WITHOUT SEEING HIS FATHER AT ALL. HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING DANIEL APRESENT BECAUSE HE IS SPENDING ALL HIS MONEY ON DRUGS. I GOT THE PACKAGE IN THE MAIL OF ALL OF MY SON'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THAT I ORDERED FROM A CATALOG WHERE EVERYTHING IS UNDER $20. HE REALLY WANTS AN XBOX 360 BUT HE KNOWS THAT THEY ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE AND SAID FOR ME NOT TO WORRY CUZ SANTA CAN GET IT FOR HIM. I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE FOR MONTHS AND TELL HIM SANTA RAN OUT OF THEM BUT I WILL GET HIM ONE SOON. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX AND PULLED OUT THE TOYS I FOUND A PINK FOLD UP PRINCESS CASTLE INSTEAD OF THE MINI PINBALL MACHINE I ORDERED TO HOLD HIM OVER. I CALLED THEIR 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE HOTLINE AND TOLD THEM THAT I HAVE A BOY AND DID NOT ORDER THIS. SHE SAID I WOULD HAVE TO PAY TO SHIP IT BACK. I DIDN'T HAVE EVEN A DOLLAR LEFT OR MONEY FOR PACKAGING AND I ASKED TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER. I ASKED THE MANAGER FOR A RETURN SHIPPING LABEL AND SHE JUST REPEATED THEIR NON REFUNDABLE SHIPPING POLICY OVER AND OVER UNTIL I HAD TO GET OFF THE PHONE BECAUSE I STARTED CRYING. I DIDN'T HAVE A DIME TO SEND IT BACK AND I KNOW WHEN MOST PEOPLE SAY THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY, THEY AT LEAST HAVE FIVE DOLLARS AND THAT WOULD HAVE COVERED IT, AND I'M SURE SHE THOUGHT I DID BUT I REALLY DIDN'T. AFTER SOBBING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING TREATED AND HOW PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF NOT HAVING ANY MONEY AT ALL, I REMEMBERED A POST I PUT UP ABOUT WHAT WE COULD DO FOR CHARITY THIS CHRISTMAS AND I HAD ADDED THAT EVERY STATE HAS A TOYS FOR TOTS. SUDDENLY, A SMILE CAME ACROSS MY FACE. I LOOKED AT THE CATALOG THAT I HAD ORDERED FROM AND JUST STARED AT THE LITTLE GIRLS PLAYING INSIDE THE FOLDABLE PRINCESS CASTLE AND IMAGINED HOW MUCH IT WOULD MEAN FOR ANOTHER CHILD IN NEED TO SEE THIS UNDER THE TREE CHRISTMAS DAY! I FELT WARM INSIDE! I WENT TO FRY'S A GROCERY STORE DOWN THE STREET AND FOUND THE TOYS FOR TOTS BIN AND GENTLY PLACED IT IN THERE. I WAS SOO EXCITED AND HAPPY THAT I HAD BEEN SENT THE WRONG TOY AND COULDN'T SEND IT BACK! I'M GLAD THINGS WORKED OUT THE WAY THEY DID. I FEEL IT WAS MEANT TO BE FOR A LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE. I AM JOURNALING ABOUT THIS SO OTHERS CAN BE INSPIRED AND RAISE SOME TOYS FOR TOTS!!
Posted on 12/08/2007 6:10 AM Comments (18)
November 28, 2007
You are an Inventor
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Your imagination, self-reliance, openness to new things, and appreciation for utility combine to make you an INVENTOR. |
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You have the confidence to make your visions into reality, and you are willing to consider many alternatives to get that done. |
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The full spectrum of possibilities in the world intrigues you—you're not limited by pre-conceived notions of how things should be. |
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Problem-solving is a specialty of yours, owing to your persistence, curiosity, and understanding of how things work. |
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Your vision allows you to identify what's missing from a given situation, and your creativity allows you to fill in the gaps. |
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Your awareness of how things function gives you the ability to come up with new uses for common objects. |
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It is more interesting for you to pursue excitement than it is to get caught up in a routine. |
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Although understanding details is not difficult for you, you specialize in seeing the bigger picture and don't get caught up in specifics. |
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You tend to more proactive than reactive—you don't just wait for things to come to you. |
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Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts |
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You're not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you're generally considerate of others' feelings as well. |
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You have a strong sense of style and value your personal presentation - friends may even seek your style advice from time to time. |
If you want to be different:
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Try applying your creativity to more artistic arenas, and letting your imagination take less practical forms. |
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Posted on 11/28/2007 11:00 AM Comments (5)
November 9, 2007
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
CHARLOTTE TIBURON
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
PRAILENES AND CREAM CHOCOLATE CHIP
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three
letters of your last name),
AITZ AIIIGHTZ!!
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
BEIGE DOG HAHA
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
DAWN SEATTLE
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first
2 letters of your first name)
FLEAL HA
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
THE BLACK STARBUCKS
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
BOB JACK
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent,
favorite candy),
CURVE CARAMELLOS HAHA
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names )
ALISON WILLIAM NOT VERY GOOD PROTECTION!
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a
major city that starts with the same letter)
WISSMAN WALA WALA
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
CHRISTMAS ROSE
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing
right now + "ie" or "y")
STRAWBERRY TANKIE HAHA
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
CEREAL EVERGREEN SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave
weather element + "Tour"),
THE TILA'S HOT SPOT MONSOON TOUR! HAHA SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
Posted on 11/09/2007 11:33 AM Comments (7)
The Conversion to Euro English...
With the implementation of the Eurodollar underway in Europe these last
few years, the European Union is trying to find new ways to standardize
practices in Europe.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which
was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five
year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil
servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This
should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible
mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go
away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or
difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali
kum tru! And zen world!
Posted on 11/09/2007 11:29 AM Comments (4)
Follow the instructions, and answer the questions one at a time as quickly as you can!
What is ...
1+5?
2+4?
3+3?
4+2?
5+1?
Now, repeat the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds!
Then scroll down!
QUICKLY, THINK OF A VEGETABLE!
Then scroll down!
Keep scrolling...
You're thinking of a carrot, right?
If not, you are among only 2% of the population who thought of something else.
98% of the population will answer "carrot" during this exercise.
Posted on 11/09/2007 11:24 AM Comments (15)
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?
The Questions...
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. What country do Chinese gooseberries come from?
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last?
The Answers...
1. 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2. Ecuador.
3. From sheep and horses.
4. November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5. Squirrel fur.
6. The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7. Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936, he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8. Distinctively crimson.
9. New Zealand.
10. Thirty years of course from 1618 to 1648! |
Posted on 11/09/2007 11:23 AM Comments (5)
1.It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2.A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
3.A shrimp's heart is in their head.
4.When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
5.In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand or attempted to do so.
6.In the United States alone, there is a lawsuit every 30 seconds.
7.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
8.More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
9.Rats and horses can't vomit.
10.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
11.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
12.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
13.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
14.If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
15.93 percent of all people who come to your home and use the bathroom snoop in your medicine cabinet.
16.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
17.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
18.99% of all lottery winners gain weight.
19.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
20.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
21.23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
22.In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
23.160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.
24.Most lipstick contains fish scales.
25.Scorpions glows under a black-light.
26.A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
27.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
28.Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbows!
Posted on 11/09/2007 11:22 AM Comments (0)
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list
1.ANGELFACE2172000 - (ALISON)........OMFG........I COULD NOT FIND ONE NICE ONE!!!~1. Alison just looks like she’s trying too hard to be cool. 2. Allison loves how she looks like a cheap whore with her fake flowers 3. Allison Is saying that she looks like her puppy first thing in the morning. 4. Doesn't Alison look like a bull terrier? You know, the Spuds MacKenzie dog. ... Alison Looks Like a Bull Terrier - Don't You Think?.............................................................WTF?! NOW THAT'S JUST PRICELESS!!
Posted on 11/09/2007 11:20 AM Comments (0)
AFTER A WHILE A TOPIC IN THE FORUM GOES AWAY AND NOT EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE TO READ ALL OF THEM. I THINK IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR PEOPLE TO JOURNAL THEIR FORUMS SO PEOPLE CAN DISCUSS THEM WHENEVER THEY WANT TO! IT'S AS EASY AS COPY AND PASTE! REFERR TO THE TOPIC TITLE WHEN COMMENTING, SO IT'S NOT CONFUSING!
HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS? JUST ADD A COMMENT, THINK IT'S IMPORTANT? HOT SPOT IT!
HERE ARE MINE:
TOPIC
THE ENFURIATING DEBATE ABOUT TILA AND A SHOT AT LOVE ON CNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 9:42 AM
IT'S ON TILA'S MYSPACE PAGE AND I JUST WATCHED IT!! I'M OURAGED! GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF! THE NERVE OF THAT RIGHT WING HOLYER THAN THOUGH INCOMPETANT MORON COMING ON A NEWS SHOW AND SAYING KIDS ARE CONFUSED WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG, AND INSINUATING THAT A TV SHOW CAN TURN SOMEONE GAY!!!! I WOULDA RIPPED HIM A NEW ONE AND B.E.T. NEEDS TO NAME THAT KEITH BOYKIN ("MY TWO CENTS") "NO SENSE" CUZ HE DIDN'T HAVE A REBUT AGAINST ANYTHING! MTV GLORIFIES THE ENTERTAINMENT PART BUT YOU GIVE IT THE HEART AND THE MEANING TILA. IF I EVER GOT MY VOICE HEARD OR ANYONE CHALLENGED ME ON THIS SUBJECT OR ANY MORE OF MY BELIEFS THEY WOULD GO DOWN IN HOT FLAMES! WHY DID HE NOT GET CRUCIFIED FOR SNEAKING IN THE PART ABOUT STDS GROWING! WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH TILA AND MTV!! THAT IS A SERIES OF RESISTANCE BASED AND MULTIPLYING STRAINS OF VIRUSES JUST LIKE AND OTHER FORM OF DISEASE. YOU CAN'T CURE A COLD BECAUSE THE STRAIN CHANGES EVERY YEAR, U DON'T SEE PEOPLE GETTING BASHED ON THE NEWS FOR COUGHING!! PIT ME AGAINST BOB NIGHT, I WOULD EXPOSE THAT FOOL FOR THE BIGGOT HE IS! "THIS SHOW TELLS KIDS IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY" WTF YOU IDIOT THEY NEED TO HEAR THAT BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU DROWN EVERYBODY OUT AND PEOPLE LIKE ME DON'T HAVE A FRICKEN PEDASTOL LIKE YOU, WATCH ME DEBATE YOU AND KNOCK YOU OFF IT!
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mhaubach: 11/09/2007 9:56 AM
thats where we come in...as young Americans it's our place to grow within the society and change the status quo, take this anger and apply it constructively, if you feel that passionate about it...do as much as you can to ecucate the masses, without being preachy that is...but I do agree, it is kind of lame-o to preach about it on the tele..but then again we keep watching.....
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 10:05 AM
THANKS FOR THE RESPONSE, AT LEAST I HAVE A VOICE ON HERE, BUT THAT DOESN'T SATISFY ME, I WANT TO MEET BIG NAMES FACE TO FACE, MAKE THEM PULL THEIR HEAD OUTTA THEIR ASSHOLES FOR TWO SECONDS AND REALLY MAKE THEM THINK!! IF THEY GET STUMPED AND STRAY FROM THE REAL TOPIC OR LIE OR MAKE UP FAKE STATISTICS I CAN SPOT BULLSHIT A MILE AWAY AND IT'S REAL EASY TO MAKE AN INTELLECTUAL FEEL LIKE A MORON. I DO IT ALL THE FREAKIN TIME I JUST WISH I COULD DO IT ON A SCALE THE WORLD COULD HEAR AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
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honesty86: 11/09/2007 10:27 AM
Where is it at on her page cause i cant find it
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mhaubach: 11/09/2007 10:29 AM
sounds like broadcast journalism may be your thing...get your grind on..pay your dues..get a show...orrrrrr do a web video..website...something along those lines...you have the drive
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 10:37 AM
mhaubach:HAHA THANKS! honesty86: IT'S ON HER FIRST PAGE ON HER MYSPACE OTHER SITE AT THE BOTTOM WHERE SHE HAS A VIDEO LINK WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALL OF HER VIDEOS AND IT'S THE FIRST VIDEO ON THERE! HOPE THAT HELPS CUZ PEOPLE HAVE TO SEE THIS!
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 10:38 AM
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 10:39 AM
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 8:37 AM
WHEN IT COMES TO DATING WOMEN, I AM REALLY TURNED ON AT HOW HOT AND SEXY THEY ARE AT FIRST, BUT THEN WHEN I GET TO KNOW THEIR PERSONALITY. I RESPECT THEM TOO MUCH TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM RIGHT AWAY. AND IF WE DO, IT'S LIKE IT KILLED IT! SEX IS SO WONDERFUL WHEN YOU WAIT! I DON'T THINK SHE'S A HOE OR ANYTHING FOR DOING IT, IT'S JUST KINDA LIKE, YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH AT ONE TIME. AND I'M KINDA NUMB AND WANNA GO RECHARGE SOMEWHERE ELSE. IS THIS HOW GUYS ARE? IS THAT WHY STRAIGHT GIRLS ARE ALWAYS GETTING HURT FROM ONE NIGHT STANDS?
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mhaubach: 11/09/2007 10:02 AM
lol.....your not too far off the mark. I know that if the lady is a lay down that theres a small chance it's me being me...but a huge chance shes a lay down for alot of guys and just finds me attractive on that singular night. It's much more attracive with anticipation, but thats if your looking for the relationship end of it...lets not kid around here, if your on the animal hunt...make it clear, and thats what thats about. It's really just all about communication and people not being too shy to belie their true intentions, you'd have to ask straight girls why they get hurt though...
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 10:08 AM
WELL I'M BI, AND I'VE EXPERIANCED GUYS LEAVING ME CUZ WE HAD SEX TOO SOON OR JUST USING ME FOR IT. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO A GIRL INTENTIONALLY BUT ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S A REAL CONNECTION SEX CAN RUIN IT, BUT IT ALWAYS SEEMS THAT THE GIRLS GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK! | |
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ANY BODY DOING JOURNALS???
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angelface2172000: 11/07/2007 7:45 PM
I WOULD LIKE TO READ SOME! I AM POSTING SOME OF MY OWN TOO!
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nerdgirl07: 11/07/2007 8:04 PM
I HAVE A JOURNAL....U CAN CHEK IT OUT...JUST PLEASE DONT GET BORED! HAHA! LOLz... READ IT N TELL ME WHAT U THINK!
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nvy: 11/07/2007 8:36 PM
Of course I post journals! ^-^
Haha...
I don't know if you've read them yet...
But yeah... some pretty personal stuff ^-^
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tigertongue: 11/08/2007 4:25 AM
I'm on WAY too many sites to keep journals. So you'll have to view my myspace journals for now (http://www.myspace.com/tigertongue)...If you want to add me as a friend there let me know that you saw me on Tila's hot spot so that I won't automatically delete you (I have a very close knit circle of friends on myspace and won't just add anybody).
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bridgets: 11/08/2007 10:07 AM
hey girlfriend...... I had a journal up a few weeks ago but I got alot of crazies freaking out at me because I was telling a true story about my experience with Michael B from Tilas show I guess some people cant handle the truth... so how you doin today allison?
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hinotori: 11/08/2007 11:41 AM
well i have my xanga, if you want to read it the link is at my profile page... its more of a shopping blog =p
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angelface2172000: 11/08/2007 11:48 AM
WHY NOT TAKE YOUR BLOGS FROM MYSPACE AND POST THEM ON HERE? I NEVER USE MYSPACE. THIS SITE IS MY HOME! I'M DEFINATELY GONNA CHECK OUT EVERYONE'S JOURNAL WHO HAS ONE! ANYBODY WHO HAS A JOURNAL SHOULD POST IN THIS TOPIC SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW AND BE ABLE TO READ THEM! SOMETIMES YOU JUST DON'T GO TO THE PERSONS JOURNAL SITE BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME WHEN I'VE DONE THAT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEM, AND IT'S SUCH A COOL FEATURE! ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!
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tigertongue: 11/08/2007 8:12 PM
Well...I'm also a cat. In other words...I'm too lazy! I work too hard and play too hard. I've got about 20 something posts in my journal in myspace and I prefer to keep them there. :)
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 4:46 AM
HAHA KITTY KITTY, IT'S JUST COPY AND PASTE! BUT U DON'T HAVE TO!
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takeme2theclub: 11/09/2007 7:07 AM
i have a few journals, i was going to post another but i didn't finish it yet
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 7:27 AM
GREAT I'D LOVE TO READ THEM!
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genavie: 11/09/2007 9:11 AM
I made just made a post to! Just my ramblings!
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 9:43 AM
COOL I'LL GO READ IT! EVERYONE WHO WATCHES THIS TOPIC SHOULD!
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mhaubach: 11/09/2007 9:53 AM
i'll be more than happy to journal it up...more often than not it may come in the form of rhyme and prose...spoken word...or just blogged...but I'm outspoken so by all means stop on by and che che che che check it out
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angelface2172000: 11/07/2007 1:41 PM
I WAS PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO ALL THE EPISODES, AND IN THE VERY FIRST ONE, VANESSA SAID IT WAS HER STRATEGY TO GET THE BOYS DISTRACTED AND GET THEIR ATTENTION ON HER SO SHE COULD USE IT AGAINST THEM! IT WAS A TRICK BUT IT BACK FIRED!!! THEY EVEN SHOWED A CLIP OF HER TALKING ABOUT HER STRATEGY TO DO THAT TO WIN TILA RIGHT BEFORE SHE STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE GUYS TO GET THEM DISTRACTED! PROBLEM IS...SHE WAITED TOO LONG TO TELL TILA THAT THEY WERE FLIRTING WITH HER OR NONE OF THEM EVER DID FLIRT BACK SO THEY TOLD ON HER! KARMA IS A BITCH CUZ THAT'S BEING SHADY AND PRESUMPTUOUS! WHY WOULD THEY EVER FLIRT BACK WITH HER AND JEAPORDIZE ANYTHING WITH TILA! GUESS SHE WAS OVERCONFIDENT!
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playa4u: 11/07/2007 2:01 PM
Those girls are scandalous.. I've only seen up to episode 3 so far = I'm glad Tila kicked Rebecca off, LOL I liked in the episode last night how Vanessa was like "I'm a go-go dancer I can work that pole" and fell on Her face ahaha Tilas comment to that was pretty dam funny.
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kaylee514: 11/07/2007 2:40 PM
I think that Vanessa is so scandelous!!! I like Brandi so far, she seems pritty commited to Tila, she seems like she cares...
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vmr: 11/07/2007 5:49 PM
VANESSA DID SAY SHE WAS "A CONFIDENT BITCH" ON ONE OF THE EPISODES! SHE DEFINITELY CAN'T BE TRUSTED. HOPEFULLY SHE WILL GET BOOTED SOON LOL.
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angelface2172000: 11/07/2007 7:37 PM
HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE FELL ON HER FACE!!!! EVEN TILA CLOWNED HER!
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nerdgirl07: 11/07/2007 8:11 PM
THAT BITCH IS HELLA STUPID....I HOPE THAT WHEN TILA KICKS HER BITCH ASS OFF SHE REMINDS HER OF FALLIN ON HER FACE.....AND IN CASE NO ONE REMEMBERS. EVEN TILA CALLED HER A BITCH! RIGHT AFTER HER DUMB ASS FELL OFF THE POLE! HAH! SOME DANCER HUH?
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kaylee514: 11/08/2007 4:28 AM
I don't like anything about Vanessa, she is such a bitch to everyone on the cast and puts a freakin show on when shes around Tila, I think she is just there for the publicity!!! Boot her TILA!!!
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rhiannonrayne: 11/08/2007 6:53 AM
Looks like she will be getting the boot next episode! She is just plain fugly..I'm sorry but no looks and her personality is just harsh. I like Danny but maybe she is a little to nice for Tila. You got to have some spice with alot of nice. I really don't think that Tila got a good variety of people. They should have let her pic the people she would possibly date. I hope she finds whatever she is looking for and if not...then maybe another season. Then maybe some online viewers might have a shot at Love!
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takeme2theclub: 11/08/2007 9:55 AM
shes manipulative, and not good looking at all, so she can stfu. I know she'll get booted.
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angelface2172000: 11/08/2007 11:53 AM
NO KIDDING! AND I HOPE TILA IS WATCHING ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS!!! I'M SURE THE CONTESTANTS HAVE A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT AND CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE SHOW, BUT ONCE IT'S OVER, I WONDER IF ANYONE OF THEM WILL JOIN THIS SITE! THAT WOULD BE COOL! COULD YOU IMAGINE VANESSA READING ALLL OF THESE! SHE WOULD TRY TO FIGHT EVERYONE, HER LIL ASS WOULD GET STOMPED ON AND OUTSMARTED BY ANYONE ON HERE. BUT THAT'S NOT WHO I WANT ON HERE ANYWAY, IT WOULD BE COOL AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER IF WE GOT TO TALK TO THE CONTESTANTS AND SEE WHAT THEY THINK!
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chastice: 11/08/2007 2:20 PM
vanessa needs to calm that shit down..
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playa4u: 11/08/2007 2:39 PM
HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE FELL ON HER FACE!!!! EVEN TILA CLOWNED HER! Aha that was the best part
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angelface2172000: 11/08/2007 2:51 PM
I KNOW TILA'S GOTTA KNOW SHE'S DUMB!
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playa4u: 11/08/2007 3:14 PM
I KNOW TILA'S GOTTA KNOW SHE'S DUMB! How many episodes are left? The persons already been picked
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angelface2172000: 11/08/2007 5:27 PM
YEAH, THEY STOPPED TAPING A WHILE AGO,
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gatasalvaje84: 11/08/2007 5:35 PM
I would concentrate more on Tila than trying to be so strategical...Many of the people there somehow eliminate themselves with their personalities.
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takeme2theclub: 11/08/2007 7:59 PM
I thought momma's boy shouldn't have gotten thrown off, he was so cute with her. I mean he tryed. thats all that counts right?
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mrtequila: 11/08/2007 8:29 PM
I think Vanessa is bi number one, number two I don't think she's really into T, I honestly think she's just trying to use the opportunity to get famous, and three I am very sorry and I hope I don't offend any of the ladies reading this, but come the fuck on there is not one girl in that house as hot as T, although I love Danny she's the shit mad cool I'd hang with her any day of the week. And I know as far as I'm concerned T is the top shelf, she's Patron baby, who's going to settle for the speed rack rum when they could have top shelf? definitely not me, but also I think T is the most amazing woman in the world, so I could be biased?
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gatasalvaje84: 11/08/2007 9:25 PM
three I am very sorry and I hope I don't offend any of the ladies reading this, but come the fuck on there is not one girl in that house as hot as T, No offense but love should have no boundaries that's how you really find true love you get to know someone for who they are l....plus beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder
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angelface2172000: 11/09/2007 4:21 AM
gatasalvaje84 GOOD POINT! I THINK TILA LOOKS BEYOND THE WHOLE BEAUTY ON THE OUTSIDE THING
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rhiannonrayne: 11/09/2007 6:19 AM
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mrtequila: 11/09/2007 6:33 AM
No offense but love should have no boundaries that's how you really find true love you get to know someone for who they are l....plus beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder
mrtequila:
as far as I'm concerned T is the top shelf, she's Patron baby, who's going to settle for the speed rack rum when they could have top shelf? definitely not me, but also I think T is the most amazing woman in the world, so I could be biased? like I said, I'm biased, towards T
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mrtequila: 11/09/2007 6:39 AM
gatasalvaje84 GOOD POINT! I THINK TILA LOOKS BEYOND THE WHOLE BEAUTY ON THE OUTSIDE THING I was talking about Vanessa trying to use her wiles, unfortunately I was not there to clown her if she tried that with me. I would have verbally torn her a new asshole, for being disrespectful to T. I mean because we're watching it, we know that this is all just a plot, but her house mates don't know, and so thats how it would come across to me
Yes, but you still have to have physical attraction. I think T is physically attracted to everyone of them in their own unique way, but because she likes their personalities more than physical their lasting. that is what love is, to love someone because of as well as in spite of, the things you may find as flaws.
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angelface2172000: 11/07/2007 7:55 PM
I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE BETWEEN A GUY AND A GIRL! BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT'S GONNA BE THAT TALL BLONDE CHICK FOR SOME REASON. SHE WAS CRYING WHEN EVERYONE WAS GIVING TILA MASSAGES! AND I AM EXPECTING MORE FROM HER! I LIKE BRANDI, BUT SHE SEEMS KINDA DULL, LIKE I DON'T GET HER PERSONALITY, I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BE FUNNY OR PARTYING OR ANYTHING, I THINK THE HOUSE IS FULL OF DEAD FISH AT THIS POINT AND PEOPLE NEED TO BREAK OUTTA THEIR SHELLS TO TILA AND NOT JUST EACHOTHER AND SHOW SOME FIRE, SPUNK, PASSION!!!!!
Posted on 11/09/2007 10:17 AM Comments (4)
November 8, 2007
DANIEL'S DICTIONARY
Blanket................................................."BANK"
2 yrs old
Mom..................................................."DADDY"
2 yrs old
Dad......................................................"MOMMY"
2 yrs old
Love....................................................."WUV"
2 yrs old
Green..................................................."INCRWEDIBLE HUK"
3 yrs old
Red...................................................."LOVE"
3 yrs old
Flag.................................................."HERO"
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:50 PM Comments (0)
2 YEARS OLD
MUSICAL GENIUS
The first time Daniel started humming, he had an epiphany; "Hmmm, hmmm, hmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmmm!" He hummed a tune, "I can sing through my nose!!!"
WHICH CAME FIRST?
Daniel learned a lot on the Discovery Channel. He was watching a show about hens when he got really excited, ran into the kitchen and came back with an egg, and pointed to the T.V. "See?! HE POOPED DA EGG!"
3 Years Old
DANIEL ALMIGHTY
We were watching a famous scene in "Bruce Almighty", where Bruce magically brings his coffee and soup to his hands from across the table. Daniel, in awe, with his eyes wide open, put his toy in front of him and reached out his hand............... He dropped his head down and frowned immediately at the results.
FACE TRACE
The first time I traced Daniel's hand he got so excited that he wanted to do it over and over! Next he LUNGES down FACE FIRST on the paper! ............... and holds very still. It shocked me so I laughed, but he just looked at me like, 'What are you laughing at?'
CHIPS
I never want chips. Daniel would never eat chips for some reason when all of a sudden, one day he decided to love them! He loved them so much he was shoving them in my mouth saying, "Pwease, pwease! They won't break your teef!"
4 Years Old
BUBBLY BATH
Daniel was taking a bubble bath. He had bubbles everywhere. He looked at his hands and stretched out all ten fingers; "I'M A FROGGERD!!!" To this day I don't know where he got that vocabulary...
ZYLICAN
Daniel loves strawberries. One night, he ate a WHOLE carton of them in the middle of the night while I was sleeping! The next day he had cold sores all over his lips, poor baby. I told him the medicine would make it stop hurting. The medicine stung. He took the bottle whimpering and started 'reading' it;"Look." He said pointing, "It sayths HUWRTS!"
MUSIC LOVER
"Mom, how 'bout we play these CD's."
"Huh? You want me to play a CD?"
"Ya."
"Okay, let me get up."
"No."
"Don't you want me to play a CD?"
"Yeah."
"Okay I have to get one and go to the CD Player"
"No."
"?"
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The whole time he was telling me this I didn't realize he was playing with the little sequins on my shirt! I guess one day they'll be that small.
MAD TV
I was watching MAD TV where they were doing this hilarious skit on 'Thong Diapers'. They had all the toddlers running around with their booties hanging out, dancing to the "Thong Song"! Daniel came in to see what I was so excited about, then he got excited too, "I WANT THOSE!"
5 Years Old
PRECIOUS
Daniel was a good sleeper because I told him you need it to grow and rest your brain and save energy. One night I wake up to;
"I wish I was 24.",
('This is outta nowhere', I was thinking.)
"I need to go to sleep and wake up again so I can be just like you."
Made my day. :)
NEW YORK STYLE CHEESECAKE
Costco has the best New York Style Cheesecake. I make my Dad bring me some whenever he goes there. It's way better than The Cheesecake Factory. It's the best cheesecake I've ever had anywhere. I don't know how Costco got a hold of it! Daniel loves it! It's his favorite desert. Daniel wanted some one day, I told him I would get him a peice in a minute. He got so upset, "Now I'll never get a peice of cheesecake." he sobbed and went to his room. That's how much he loved it! So I got up, and there he was in the kitchen trying to get it himself. "There you are Mom!" He said with a smile and look of 'my prayers have been answered'. I got him a piece and gave it to him. "THANK YOU MOM!" he glee'd, "You're the best cook in the whole world!"......I was stunned. I had no idea he thought I made it this whole time! I'll never tell....hehe
ARE WE THERE YET?
On the last day of September after school, Daniel came home so excited and said, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" like he had the biggest secret in the whole world, "What?" I asked. "TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN!!!" He yelled. "No, not yet Daniel." He moaned. The days went by and he wanted it to be, so bad. "Do you know what tomorrow is?" "What?" I said, thinking we had already got it outta the way, "TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN!!!", "No Daniel, not until the END of the month." It was his first time in Kindergarten and I guess he hadn't grasped the concept of a month yet. This went back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. I'll never forget the day I got all excited, like I had the biggest secret in the whole world, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" I asked him, "What?" he had no clue, "TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled!
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:41 PM Comments (2)
"HURRICANE"
They say that the "Big BangTheory" being the way the Earth was so
magnificantly created is the same thing as creating the Eiffel Tower with a
hurricane. Son, you are the eye of the storm, the center of my world,
without you, my world, my 'Eiffel Tower" would cease to exist.
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:28 PM Comments (3)
1. Who was your first prom date?
Never went to one... :(
2. Who was your first roommate?
Slavi my Boyfriend, and then too many others
3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
Everclear
4. What was your first job?
JJ Corner Grille! My Dad's restaurant
5. Who was the first person you texted today?
I need a new phone!!!!!!!
6. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
My son, had to get him off to school!
7. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Brightman. She told me I was the prettiest girl in the whole class, in front of the whole class lol! Good thing I was popular and everyone loved me. What happened???
8. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Cali
9.. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was with you?
My Best friend Jamie Schultz in 6th grade. We were little trouble makers! Got caught once too. I couldn't stop laughing at the look on Jamies face when she heard one of my Dad's 2 hour lectures. Lol, she was DYING of boredom!
10. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Kristi Stumpf and YES 4 EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Where was your first sleep over?
Can't remember that was waaay back.
12. Whos wedding were you in the first time?
Never been in one
13. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
get a cig lol
14. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Busta Rhymes and Method Man at the Celebrity Theatre
15. First tattoo or piercing?
Ears when I was 4. Then they got repeirced and I had four. Then I started peircing people in 6th grade, my friend Hannah got an infection and had to go to the Doctor! Then I had one in my tounge but I can't speak Spanish with it so it's out. Got some use outta it first though
16. First foreign country you went to?
Canada, then Mexico, and that's pretty much it.
17. First crush?
SCOTT FREEMAN AND I WOULD STILL MARRY HIM TODAY!
18. When was your first detention?
7th Grade. My friends and I harrassed this girl so bad she switched schools. I was a horrible teenager!!!! Such a Bitch!
19. What was the first state you lived in?
Washington
20. Who was the first person to break your heart?
Slavi. I couldn't open my heart to him, and when I was ready, it was too late...
I WANNA KNOW ABOUT SOME OF YOUR FIRSTS!!! COMMENT SOME FIRSTS THAT WERE IMPORTANT TO YOU OR THAT ARE ALREADY ON HERE. OR ASK ME ABOUT SOME MORE OF MY FIRSTS! I WILL ANSWER!
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:25 PM Comments (3)
YA I'M REALLY GLAD THIS TEACHER OFFERS EXTRA CREDIT, ALL GOOD TEACHERS SHOULD BUT SOME OF THEM DON'T. I HAVE DANIEL ON A ROUTINE, SO HE CAN BE MORE PREPARED FOR SCHOOL. HE HAS HOMEWORK EVERDAY, SO HE DOESN'T FORGET EVERYTHING HE'S LEARNED. WE USUALLY RUN OUT OF HW BECAUSE HE'S REALLY ENJOYED DOING IT LATELY. A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY HAVE SUFFERED FROM ADHD. HE MIGHT HAVE THAT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN DRUGS. HE WAS ALWAYS GETTING LOW SCORES ON 'USES TIME WISELY' AND 'COMPLETES HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS IN A TIMELY MANNER'. I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE HIM FOCUS BETTER BECAUSE THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH AND HE WHY HE WASN'T FINISHING HIS CLASSWORK ON TIME. I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO RE-PROGRAM HIS BRAIN ON WHAT HE'S THINKING DURING THE WORK. I DECIDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION OUTLOUD TO HIM ABOUT HIS HOMEWORK WHILE HE WAS DOING IT. I WOULD START BY ASKING HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING AND HE WOULD EXPLAIN HIS HOMEWORK TO ME, REALLY GETTING HIS MIND IN THE PROBLEM. SAYING IT OUTLOUD COMPLETELY COVERED BACKGROUND NOISES, INTRUDING THOUGHTS, BOREDOM, AND ANY OTHER DISTRACTIONS. TO HELP HIM ASSERT THE WAY HE ATTEMPTED HIS HOMEWORK, I NEXT ASKED HIM WHAT THE FIRST PROBLEM IS, DIVING RIGHT IN SO THERE'S NO ROOM TO WORRY IF IT'S HARD OR BE OVERWHELMED BY HOW MANY PROBLEMS THERE WERE. HE READS THE FIRST PROBLEM, AND I QUICKLY ASK HIM HOW DO YOU SOLVE IT?, AND HE SOLVES IT OUTLOUD, AND WHAT IS THE ANSWER? AND HE SAYS IT OUTLOUD AS HE'S WRITING IT DOWN. THEN I SAY NEXT PROBLEM?, SO HE DOESN'T DWELL, OR START TO LOOK AT HOW FAR HE HAS TO GO. THEN I SAY WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? AND THEN, WHAT'S NEXT? INSTEAD OF HOW DO YOU SOLVE IT, SINCE I KNOW HE KNOWS CORRECTLY HOW TO SOLVE THE FIRST ONE I WANT HIS THOUGHTS TO COME SWIFTLY, THEN THAT MEANS? TRYING TO START A QUICKER THOUGHT PROCESS BY CUTTING THE QUESTION SHORT, AND FINALLY NEXT PROBLEM. SO THAT THE REST OF THE QUESTIONS ARE DONE SWIFLTY AND WITH OUT HESITATION THE SIMPLE QUESTIONS ARE NEXT PROBLEM, THAT MEANS, ANSWER, NEXT PROBLEM AND REPEAT. I DO THIS AND TOLD HIM THAT WHEN HE IS IN CLASS PRACTICE OUR CONVERSATION IN YOUR HEAD. HE FINISHED ALL HIS HOMEWORK FOR THE WHOLE WEEK IN AN HOUR. HE IS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AT HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT I FOUND THE OPPORTUNITY OF THE EXTRA CREDIT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK IS A CHANCE TO RAISE HIS SELF ESTEEM EVEN MORE. HE NO LONGER COMES HOME WITH UNFINISHED CLASSWORK AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN AS I SHOWER HIM WITH PRAISE! HE HAS GOT TO BE THE SMARTEST KID IN CLASS!
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:18 PM Comments (0)
This is my insight on what I referr to as the masks we all wear. Costumes can be tricky. You can wear them, or they can wear you. You may be exsuding confidence, appeal, beauty, esteem, brains, a grasp on life, and all knowing self awareness, when on the inside you're falling apart and believe you are none of those things. People believe you because you are assertive and self assured, you can read people and know how to act around each personality, everyday is Halloween and you wear the costume. But when you're alone, the only one that sees the costume is the mirror. Mirrors do not lie. Some people have costumes in which the costumes are wearing them. They want to show sex appeal, wealth, happiness, fun loving, and self confidence. If you aren't the master of disguise, people see easy, wannabe, vulnerable, reckless, and a poor self worth. We all have the good the bad and the inbetween moments. When will we be free of these masks? Life's purpose is to better your soul, to be the best human being you can possibly be. If you were never poor, you can never truly be wealthy, if you were never sad, you can never truly be happy, if you were never a wannabe, you could never truly be anything. We crawl so we can walk, but ultimately we fall so we can fly. When I can disrobe from my costume, I will soar.
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:14 PM Comments (0)
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN......
1. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet"? If the bus came do you really think I'd still be standing here you fucknut?!
2. People are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse and change it manually!
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right!! What good is cake if you can't fucking eat it?!
4. When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you find it? Do people do this? Who and where are they..I'm kicking their ass!!
5. When people say [in the theater while watching a movie] "Did you see that"? No loser. I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People ask "Can I ask you a question"? Hey dumbfuck you didn't give me much of a choice there did ya sunshine?!
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it?
If it's new there was nothing before it to be improved.
If it's improved there had to have been something there before it so it couldn't possibly be new.
8. When people say "life is short". WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Life is the longest thing anyone can go through!
What could possibly be longer?
9. When people point to their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the tiolet is?
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:11 PM Comments (4)
Posted on 11/08/2007 1:08 PM Comments (0)
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,"What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got
arthritis too. That's love"
Rebecca- age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are
like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who
you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at
all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was
the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8
"My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine - age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is
handsomer than Brad Pitt."
Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars
come out of you."
Karen - age 7
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you
mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about
a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an
elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's
yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy
said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
What does love mean to you?
Posted on 11/08/2007 12:52 PM Comments (1)
November 7, 2007
SEX ED
SEX ED. for men
1. THE "O" FACE GONE WRONG -
Do you get turned off when instead of soaring into ecstacy it looks like she's trying to take a mean shit? Here's what's really happening: During an orgasm the parts of the brain that deal with emotions, fear, anxiety, etc. shut down (Gert Holstege, PhD, Neuroscientist University of Groningen, Netherlands). Basically her brain has just shut off. It's rude to laugh.
2. SHORT PENIS? WHO CARES? HOW FAT IS IT? -
Whether she's tight or Lucy Lui she'll appreciate the width of a penis with girth. The fatter the sausage the more you taste, meaning, the sensitive nerve endings are in the walls of the vagina and the more pressure, the better. The thing is, they are only a few inches up so go stumpy penises!!! Bonus: Short penises hit the G Spot harder and more directly!!!!
3. GETTING ANY BLOW JOBS LATELY? DUST OFF YOUR SCHOOL BOOKS! -
Women statistically start to be more open about giving oral sex in college. The same goes for men. After all, It is better to give and to receive!
4. THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DIRTY ONES WHO HAD WET DREAMS? -
Often women will have a full on orgasm while they are sleeping, and won't even know a thing when they wake up. You see, for reasons unknown, they don't cream their beds while they do it unlike men. Ever hear her groan in her sleep?
5. THE FEMALE BONER -
Research has found that sometimes women physically get aroused and have no idea why their clit is hard. This usually means she's not ready to bone it's just one of those things they have like when you couldn't stand up when the teacher called on you!
SEX ED. for women
1) BUMMER! IT'S SOOO TINY!
It's gonna be okay, here's a couple solutions- The Bulls Eye: It's woman on top, sitting on his lap, facing him, doing keigels. This hits the G spot right on target and the position can maximize vaginal strength to squeeze the hell outta that tiny sucka! Also, Ass up, Head down- Deep penetration doggy style; Reverse arch your back and put your head on the bed while on your knees, and push your butt up while leaning in, don't forget to squeeze! One good thing about a little penis, everyones suddenly a deep throater!
2) OH HELL NO HIS JUNK IS FUNK!
It's not just nasty girls and dirty ass boys who have the problem. During sex, a lot of sweat can accrue, if he was wearing sweats he might have lint in some crevaces, you get the idea. Slippery Soapy Sex time! Get a shower head that comes off the wall. Shower sex is great and offers all sorts of positions! Soap isn't always necessary but if it's really funky, use baby soap. That way his thing doesn't get irritated and you don't get a yeast infection!
3) MINUTE MAN TO THE RESCUE!-
There are a few ways to handle this. Just call the first squirt a compliment, wait a few minutes and go at it again. The second time has got to be longer. Don't go at it too much though! Be warn, a man runs out of cum at about 6 to 8 times in a row, and he won't know that he's out until it's too late. It starts out as a hot orgasm and when it's supposed to blow, nothing comes out and he gets a searing pain striking through his penis! It's like kicking him in the balls...when he was in the middle of cumming! I don't recommend going that many times unless you're into some freaky torture sadamy kinda stuff...or he didn't do the dishes. If you want a few sessions of longer sex the answer is to gently squeeze the head of his penis curtailing the flow of blood, when you catch him starting to blast off. Then let him pleasure you for a while. If none of that works, he might need to see a urologist.
4) HEY! I WASN'T DONE YET! -
There are 2 types of this problem: The "Oh my God I can't move!", and the "Oh my God I can't move but I want to soo bad!!" Everyone is different. Some guys take longer to build sperm up than other guys. Do not be discouraged; This is 'all you' time! Let him get his freak on focusing totally on you! Take a break girl, you deserve it for givin it to him that good! He'll be so turned on he's satisfying you he'll be up and ready in no time. If he still can't get it up after that, or he already did and you are a sex machine, then play my favorite game; This is a secret weapon so shhh! While it's limp, wait a couple seconds and tease him like Hell. Put some underwear on or sexy clothes or lingerie depending on if it's day or night. Boost his ego so he's not embarrassed or pressured. Throw a little reverse psychology in there. Tell him, "Awe you're just playin cuz you don't wanna put in any more work." Convince him that your convinced he's faking it cuz he's lazy. Take your time teasing him until he feels the need he has to prove it to you! Guys love a challenge. Then The "Betcha Can't Keep It Down " Game! commences. Seductively crawl on top of him and look him deep in his eyes and tell him, "Betcha can't keep it down!". He'll be up for it, but this one a girl never loses. Go down on his limp dick and put it all in your mouth. Play with it like you're french kissing. It's like you are, but it's so much hotter. When you feel a little sturdiness bob your head up and down a little, but still move your tounge around it like you're kissing. Most guys have never had their dick in a girls mouth while it's limp, and the truth is, it feels waay different! It can move and bend and wiggle in all sorts of new ways! A few seconds to a minute is all it takes. Then, he's all yours!
SEX ED FOR LESBIANS
1) WHAT'S THAT SMELL! -
Depends, what does it smell like? If it's bad, it might be an STD or it might just be a simple yeast infection. Either way, don't touch it! Even yeast infections are contagious! You can even get them in your mouth! If it's good, it's just the persons natural scent, everybody has a scent down there, guys and girls. Breathe it in, the pheremones give euphoria! Enjoy it! The stimulation will make your breasts tender, your pussy lips swell, and your mouth will produce saliva to get ready to lubricate it for where you're putting it. Your pussy will get lubricated and wet as well, time to drink up! After the pussy lips swell, they flatten and the vagina opens, ready to take it all in! The excitement causes your blood to flow, and your heart to beat fast, and intense and heavy breathing! Moaning while you breathe isn't just a cry of joy, it can increase pleasure, as the sounds and reactions of sex stimulate you more and more, they get you ready for a fucking explosion!
2) RED, WHITE, YELLOW, AND CLEAR -
RED - Not ready for your wings yet? Awwe too bad cuz that's when a woman is especially sensitive down there. The slightest flick of the tounge will tingle all over and can even tickle! If you want your wings, be especially slow and soft at first, you got to work up to it! keep your tounge soft, not rigid, pout your lips as you cover it with your mouth, keeps them soft and plush, not stiff! overstimulation can cause loss of all pleasure and even pain! Give her a good soft cum! After that, she will be less sensitive and you can be rough! Still don't want your wings? Maybe a shower would change your mind. If you don't have a long hose shower head, have her lay down in the tub with her legs spread wide open, let the spray hit directly inside her! This is as much fun for her as it soon will be for you! When she's all wet and slippery, go down and slide across eachother's bodies! Laying down, 69, standing up, all great positions in the shower! Don't let her use any kind of regular soap to wash herself out! It upsets the ph balance and can cause irritation, redness, itchyness, and yeast infections. Summers Eve, some baby soaps, and just plain water is good enough! If you don't think those are enough, she can always douche, but it's really not necessary. Our periods feel like there's a lot of blood but it's less than a teaspoon each time and it comes in hour incrimates, you're probably not going to be that unfortunate to catch it at the wrong time, but it does happen!
WHITE - There are a couple of reasons for this, cum can be white but it can also be clear. If it's foamy and there's a lot of it, good job! You did her right! Lick it up! It doesn't taste bad! It's actually really yummy! If it's just a little thick, and not foamy and there's not a whole lot of it, she's probably ovulating or she could be getting off her period. The body is self cleaning, and uses this way to clean the vagina of blood, and to clean the vagina of sperm innately because the woman was just 'in heat' as the body would see it as she was ending her cycle. Pay close attention to the smell, discharge after a period can smell a little bad, but learn the difference between that and an infection, yeast infections are also white, and they usually have a worse smell.
YELLOW - Stay away from any discharge that's yellow it could be a number of STD's and it's not natural or normal. Ask your partner to be truthful with you and if she is, tell her to go to the doctor and get checked out, go with her for support, and so you can find out the results too if you think she would hide them! Hopefully it's something curable like Chlamydia or Gonorrhea. It sounds really bad but they can be cured with a couple pills of antibiotics. Gonorrhea and Chlamydia can also show different, or no symptoms at all.
CLEAR - This is pussy juice! It lubricates the pussy and wets the panties of both people invloved! I've heard it described as tasting like chicken, ham, peaches, fish, etc. I guess people referr to it as chicken because they referr to evrything like that! It can taste like ham if you are tasting the sweat as well and it is a little salty. If it tastes like peaches you are a true pussy lover! Some people say it tastes like fish just because they don't want to go down but some people can be right sometimes. It can have a fishy odor sometimes. This is caused by meat being metabolised, and can leave a discharge with an odor by the clitoris. Sometimes it's white and thick, but it only somes out a little at a time but the smell is concentrated so a little can go a long way. If you are experiancing this a lot, cut back on the meat! Clear discharge can also be mean that you are fertile and starting your ovulation cycle. You might feel especially horny when you go through this! Your body is primed for fucking! Take advantage of it!!!
3) PITCHING A TENT - Did you know that even our uterus gets hard doing the deed? Our uterus sits tilted toward the bladder soft and placid. When we are excited it becomes hard and the cervix withdraws from the vagina, ready to gush out that wonderful wetness and cum! During an orgams it retracts so far it's almost in the pelvis! Kinda like when a guy is excited and his balls shrink up! That or he's cold! It's technical term is the tenting effect.
4) WAVES - Nothing compares to the female orgasm. Ever wonder if she was faking it? Not having cum come out doesn't mean that she is, a lot of women don't have cum gush out, it varies and ranges. Some have it all the time and it soaks everything around it, (my favorite), and some women have slippery wet pussy's when they're done but no white cum, or no gushing. In a true orgasm there are vaginal contractions reaching up to about every 0.8 seconds. A lot of women who have been with a lot of men that didn't make them climax are masters at faking an orgasm with vaginal contractions. The man can tell because his shaft is inside her and it squeezes it in the process as he's throbbing as well. There is no true way to find out if she's faking it. It's best to be honest with eachother so nobody has to fake it! Communicate! It can be done without hurting anyone's feelings! Only moan when you mean it, and if you're not moaning put her hand, fingers, or tounge somewhere that will make you moan, most girls like it when a girl knows how she wants to be fucked! Tell her words like faster, slower, harder, softer, pull my hair, bite me, suck my tits, flick your tounge, lick me softly, rough me up! Tell her what you like and talk during sex passionatley and as sexy as you can! Talking dirty makes the experiance so much hotter!
5) VIRGINS - If your partner is a beginner, watch her masterbate first, watch how she touches herself and where and how soft or hard! Just doing what you like to have done to you to other girls doesn't always work! Start to touch her in those ways, slowley and let her guide you and ask her how she likes it, tell her to keep touching herself until you get the hang of it. You might find yourself doing all the work the first few times, but your experiance with her will show her what to do. Start introducing what you like to have done to you, she will probably turn out to like a lot of the same things! And your experianced sexy lil self can teach her a thing or two!
If you are the beginner, find out if you're in love first or just trying it out! Be careful about trying your first time with the one you love, make sure she feels the same way because being a lesbian in a sexual relationship can be overwhelmingly emotional, especially if it's your first love! Don't feel pressured to do anything back, do what's in your heart and what you're comfortable with. Try to do it in privacy. Not at a party or somewhere where people want to pressure you to do more just for their own pleasure! Don't feel guilty if you have to drink the first time to get the courage to do it. This doesn't mean you aren't a lesbian, it just calms the nerves and when people are drunk, a lot of times true feeling come out. If you find yourself drinking every time you become intersted in the same sex, maybe this is just a phase, and you are curious or just a really fun drunk ha! If you can't have sex with a woman without being drunk, there is something wrong, find out what it is.
Posted on 11/07/2007 12:46 PM Comments (15)
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