ALISON AKA GUERILLA~`~,~{@)ngelFace

E - LOVE
A LITTLE ABOUT ME~

I'M A PROUD SINGLE MOTHER! I AM A FULL TIME NURSING STUDENT AND I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH SCHOOL. I DON'T APPRECIATE PERVERTS WHO JUST WANNA JACK OFF TO THIS, I LIKE PEOPLE TO BE MATURE ADULTS ABOUT GRAPHIC SUBJECTS. PROFANITY IS IN THE DICTIONARY FOR A REASON. IT HAS MEANING AND EMPHASIS. I USE IT AS NEEDED. I GOT LINKED HERE FROM TILA'S HOT SPOT. TILA IS ALL ABOUT FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND SEXUAL LIBERATION! THE FEMALE BODY IS WONDERFUL AND I AM PROUD OF MINE! I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS! I'M REALLY FUNLOVING AND EASY GOING BUT I DON'T MESS AROUND AND TAKE SHIT. I'M NOT OUT TO EVERYONE BUT I AM BISEXUAL. I LIKE GUYS AND GIRLS EQUALLY AND I THINK LOVE IS THE COMBINATION OF SOULS. NOT THE SACRED INSTITUTE OF A MAN AND A WOMAN. IF YOU HAVE A SOUL YOU CAN LOVE! I BELIEVE IN OUR FUTURE AND I KNOW EVERYONE WILL EVENTUALLY GET THEIR RIGHTS, JUST LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS BEFORE THAT, AND WOMEN BEFORE THAT AND SO ON! WE WILL ALL LOOK BACK AT THIS TIME OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY AS AN EMBARRASSMENT, ONE OF MANY OPRESSIONS WE HAVE IGNORANTLY PUT INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS THROUGH IN THE PAST. I AM NOT OPENLY GAY BECAUSE PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME I AM A SLUT OR I WILL GET WITH ANY GIRL, AND I HATE BEING MISUNDERSTOOD! I AM A VERY OPEN MINDED UNDERSTANDING INDIVIDUAL AND I WANT THE SAME RESPECT FROM OTHERS. I'M EXCITED TO BE ON HERE AND LOVE GIVING ADVICE, SO POST SOMETHING AND I WILL DO MY BEST!


INTERESTING FACTS ON SEX AND ADVICE FOR MEN, WOMEN, LESBIANS, AND BISEXUALS! LETS START OFF WITH SOME SEX ED Q AND A!

SEX ED FOR MEN WOMEN AND LESBIANS!
SEX ED

SEX ED. for men

1. THE "O" FACE GONE WRONG -
Do you get turned off when instead of soaring into ecstacy it looks like she's trying to take a mean shit? Here's what's really happening: During an orgasm the parts of the brain that deal with emotions, fear, anxiety, etc. shut down (Gert Holstege, PhD, Neuroscientist University of Groningen, Netherlands). Basically her brain has just shut off. It's rude to laugh.

2. SHORT PENIS? WHO CARES? HOW FAT IS IT? -
Whether she's tight or Lucy Lui she'll appreciate the width of a penis with girth. The fatter the sausage the more you taste, meaning, the sensitive nerve endings are in the walls of the vagina and the more pressure, the better. The thing is, they are only a few inches up so go stumpy penises!!! Bonus: Short penises hit the G Spot harder and more directly!!!!

3. GETTING ANY BLOW JOBS LATELY? DUST OFF YOUR SCHOOL BOOKS! -
Women statistically start to be more open about giving oral sex in college. The same goes for men. After all, It is better to give and to receive!

4. THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DIRTY ONES WHO HAD WET DREAMS? -
Often women will have a full on orgasm while they are sleeping, and won't even know a thing when they wake up. You see, for reasons unknown, they don't cream their beds while they do it unlike men. Ever hear her groan in her sleep?

5. THE FEMALE BONER -
Research has found that sometimes women physically get aroused and have no idea why their clit is hard. This usually means she's not ready to bone it's just one of those things they have like when you couldn't stand up when the teacher called on you!



SEX ED. for women



1) BUMMER! IT'S SOOO TINY!
It's gonna be okay, here's a couple solutions- The Bulls Eye: It's woman on top, sitting on his lap, facing him, doing keigels. This hits the G spot right on target and the position can maximize vaginal strength to squeeze the hell outta that tiny sucka! Also, Ass up, Head down- Deep penetration doggy style; Reverse arch your back and put your head on the bed while on your knees, and push your butt up while leaning in, don't forget to squeeze! One good thing about a little penis, everyones suddenly a deep throater!

2) OH HELL NO HIS JUNK IS FUNK!
It's not just nasty girls and dirty ass boys who have the problem. During sex, a lot of sweat can accrue, if he was wearing sweats he might have lint in some crevaces, you get the idea. Slippery Soapy Sex time! Get a shower head that comes off the wall. Shower sex is great and offers all sorts of positions! Soap isn't always necessary but if it's really funky, use baby soap. That way his thing doesn't get irritated and you don't get a yeast infection!

3) MINUTE MAN TO THE RESCUE!-
There are a few ways to handle this. Just call the first squirt a compliment, wait a few minutes and go at it again. The second time has got to be longer. Don't go at it too much though! Be warn, a man runs out of cum at about 6 to 8 times in a row, and he won't know that he's out until it's too late. It starts out as a hot orgasm and when it's supposed to blow, nothing comes out and he gets a searing pain striking through his penis! It's like kicking him in the balls...when he was in the middle of cumming! I don't recommend going that many times unless you're into some freaky torture sadamy kinda stuff...or he didn't do the dishes. If you want a few sessions of longer sex the answer is to gently squeeze the head of his penis curtailing the flow of blood, when you catch him starting to blast off. Then let him pleasure you for a while. If none of that works, he might need to see a urologist.


4) HEY! I WASN'T DONE YET! -
There are 2 types of this problem: The "Oh my God I can't move!", and the "Oh my God I can't move but I want to soo bad!!" Everyone is different. Some guys take longer to build sperm up than other guys. Do not be discouraged; This is 'all you' time! Let him get his freak on focusing totally on you! Take a break girl, you deserve it for givin it to him that good! He'll be so turned on he's satisfying you he'll be up and ready in no time. If he still can't get it up after that, or he already did and you are a sex machine, then play my favorite game; This is a secret weapon so shhh! While it's limp, wait a couple seconds and tease him like Hell. Put some underwear on or sexy clothes or lingerie depending on if it's day or night. Boost his ego so he's not embarrassed or pressured. Throw a little reverse psychology in there. Tell him, "Awe you're just playin cuz you don't wanna put in any more work." Convince him that your convinced he's faking it cuz he's lazy. Take your time teasing him until he feels the need he has to prove it to you! Guys love a challenge. Then The "Betcha Can't Keep It Down " Game! commences. Seductively crawl on top of him and look him deep in his eyes and tell him, "Betcha can't keep it down!". He'll be up for it, but this one a girl never loses. Go down on his limp dick and put it all in your mouth. Play with it like you're french kissing. It's like you are, but it's so much hotter. When you feel a little sturdiness bob your head up and down a little, but still move your tounge around it like you're kissing. Most guys have never had their dick in a girls mouth while it's limp, and the truth is, it feels waay different! It can move and bend and wiggle in all sorts of new ways! A few seconds to a minute is all it takes. Then, he's all yours!



SEX ED FOR LESBIANS

1) WHAT'S THAT SMELL! -

Depends, what does it smell like? If it's bad, it might be an STD or it might just be a simple yeast infection. Either way, don't touch it! Even yeast infections are contagious! You can even get them in your mouth! If it's good, it's just the persons natural scent, everybody has a scent down there, guys and girls. Breathe it in, the pheremones give euphoria! Enjoy it! The stimulation will make your breasts tender, your pussy lips swell, and your mouth will produce saliva to get ready to lubricate it for where you're putting it. Your pussy will get lubricated and wet as well, time to drink up! After the pussy lips swell, they flatten and the vagina opens, ready to take it all in! The excitement causes your blood to flow, and your heart to beat fast, and intense and heavy breathing! Moaning while you breathe isn't just a cry of joy, it can increase pleasure, as the sounds and reactions of sex stimulate you more and more, they get you ready for a fucking explosion!

2) RED, WHITE, YELLOW, AND CLEAR -

RED - Not ready for your wings yet? Awwe too bad cuz that's when a woman is especially sensitive down there. The slightest flick of the tounge will tingle all over and can even tickle! If you want your wings, be especially slow and soft at first, you got to work up to it! keep your tounge soft, not rigid, pout your lips as you cover it with your mouth, keeps them soft and plush, not stiff! overstimulation can cause loss of all pleasure and even pain! Give her a good soft cum! After that, she will be less sensitive and you can be rough! Still don't want your wings? Maybe a shower would change your mind. If you don't have a long hose shower head, have her lay down in the tub with her legs spread wide open, let the spray hit directly inside her! This is as much fun for her as it soon will be for you! When she's all wet and slippery, go down and slide across eachother's bodies! Laying down, 69, standing up, all great positions in the shower! Don't let her use any kind of regular soap to wash herself out! It upsets the ph balance and can cause irritation, redness, itchyness, and yeast infections. Summers Eve, some baby soaps, and just plain water is good enough! If you don't think those are enough, she can always douche, but it's really not necessary. Our periods feel like there's a lot of blood but it's less than a teaspoon each time and it comes in hour incrimates, you're probably not going to be that unfortunate to catch it at the wrong time, but it does happen!

WHITE - There are a couple of reasons for this, cum can be white but it can also be clear. If it's foamy and there's a lot of it, good job! You did her right! Lick it up! It doesn't taste bad! It's actually really yummy! If it's just a little thick, and not foamy and there's not a whole lot of it, she's probably ovulating or she could be getting off her period. The body is self cleaning, and uses this way to clean the vagina of blood, and to clean the vagina of sperm innately because the woman was just 'in heat' as the body would see it as she was ending her cycle. Pay close attention to the smell, discharge after a period can smell a little bad, but learn the difference between that and an infection, yeast infections are also white, and they usually have a worse smell.

YELLOW - Stay away from any discharge that's yellow it could be a number of STD's and it's not natural or normal. Ask your partner to be truthful with you and if she is, tell her to go to the doctor and get checked out, go with her for support, and so you can find out the results too if you think she would hide them! Hopefully it's something curable like Chlamydia or Gonorrhea. It sounds really bad but they can be cured with a couple pills of antibiotics. Gonorrhea and Chlamydia can also show different, or no symptoms at all.

CLEAR - This is pussy juice! It lubricates the pussy and wets the panties of both people invloved! I've heard it described as tasting like chicken, ham, peaches, fish, etc. I guess people referr to it as chicken because they referr to evrything like that! It can taste like ham if you are tasting the sweat as well and it is a little salty. If it tastes like peaches you are a true pussy lover! Some people say it tastes like fish just because they don't want to go down but some people can be right sometimes. It can have a fishy odor sometimes. This is caused by meat being metabolised, and can leave a discharge with an odor by the clitoris. Sometimes it's white and thick, but it only somes out a little at a time but the smell is concentrated so a little can go a long way. If you are experiancing this a lot, cut back on the meat! Clear discharge can also be mean that you are fertile and starting your ovulation cycle. You might feel especially horny when you go through this! Your body is primed for fucking! Take advantage of it!!!

3) PITCHING A TENT - Did you know that even our uterus gets hard doing the deed? Our uterus sits tilted toward the bladder soft and placid. When we are excited it becomes hard and the cervix withdraws from the vagina, ready to gush out that wonderful wetness and cum! During an orgams it retracts so far it's almost in the pelvis! Kinda like when a guy is excited and his balls shrink up! That or he's cold! It's technical term is the tenting effect.

4) WAVES - Nothing compares to the female orgasm. Ever wonder if she was faking it? Not having cum come out doesn't mean that she is, a lot of women don't have cum gush out, it varies and ranges. Some have it all the time and it soaks everything around it, (my favorite), and some women have slippery wet pussy's when they're done but no white cum, or no gushing. In a true orgasm there are vaginal contractions reaching up to about every 0.8 seconds. A lot of women who have been with a lot of men that didn't make them climax are masters at faking an orgasm with vaginal contractions. The man can tell because his shaft is inside her and it squeezes it in the process as he's throbbing as well. There is no true way to find out if she's faking it. It's best to be honest with eachother so nobody has to fake it! Communicate! It can be done without hurting anyone's feelings! Only moan when you mean it, and if you're not moaning put her hand, fingers, or tounge somewhere that will make you moan, most girls like it when a girl knows how she wants to be fucked! Tell her words like faster, slower, harder, softer, pull my hair, bite me, suck my tits, flick your tounge, lick me softly, rough me up! Tell her what you like and talk during sex passionatley and as sexy as you can! Talking dirty makes the experiance so much hotter!

5) VIRGINS - If your partner is a beginner, watch her masterbate first, watch how she touches herself and where and how soft or hard! Just doing what you like to have done to you to other girls doesn't always work! Start to touch her in those ways, slowley and let her guide you and ask her how she likes it, tell her to keep touching herself until you get the hang of it. You might find yourself doing all the work the first few times, but your experiance with her will show her what to do. Start introducing what you like to have done to you, she will probably turn out to like a lot of the same things! And your experianced sexy lil self can teach her a thing or two!

If you are the beginner, find out if you're in love first or just trying it out! Be careful about trying your first time with the one you love, make sure she feels the same way because being a lesbian in a sexual relationship can be overwhelmingly emotional, especially if it's your first love! Don't feel pressured to do anything back, do what's in your heart and what you're comfortable with. Try to do it in privacy. Not at a party or somewhere where people want to pressure you to do more just for their own pleasure! Don't feel guilty if you have to drink the first time to get the courage to do it. This doesn't mean you aren't a lesbian, it just calms the nerves and when people are drunk, a lot of times true feeling come out. If you find yourself drinking every time you become intersted in the same sex, maybe this is just a phase, and you are curious or just a really fun drunk ha! If you can't have sex with a woman without being drunk, there is something wrong, find out what it is.

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